40SomethingMag: Did you ever play golf professionally?
Persia: I not ever played on the LPGA trip. I played in some futures events, but I played a high level of amateur golf. I’ve won the Trans National, and I played in the Western. I not ever went to LPGA qualifying school, but I played in the YOU.S. Non-professional qualifier. I feel I am fine sufficient to be a experienced. I’m a five-handicap.
40Something: Have u ever thought about teaching golf?
Persia: Yes. I give topless golf tips! And I’m making a bare golf movie. I’m combining my 2 passions, golf and sex. I think it’ll make a gazillion dollars and it’s something nobody else can actually do. Because even if they wanted to, here’s the problem: If someone on the journey, like Cristie Kerr, actually wanted to do that, take her top off, it would destroy her career. It is such a conservative game and it would just destroy anybody. It’s truly unfair. For example, I am going to copulate Seth on the set today. This chab is a Marine and he truly wishes to volunteer and go fly and now that he’s done porn, they won’t allow him to be a Marine. It’s just so hypocritical!
This is the scene Persia was looking forward to. Yep, it’s probably not correct that Seth cant fulfill his career ambitions. But at least he’s getting his 10-Pounder sucked by a great hotty!
