“I was raised on a farm, so I like to receive without the city when I can, seeing as how I am stuck inside with my job. My fiance, RAMON, doesn’t mind our country excursions ‘coz this chab knows that it’s charming much of a sure thing that he’ll receive some nookie in the sunshine when we stop to picnic. I don’t like twigs or rocks sticking in my back throughout the blanket, so we bonk doggie-style or with me on top. We’ve been disturbed a few times, but that just adds to the thrill of banging outdoors.”