Naughty Neighbors February 2008: 70 Photos of Jordan
“I used to be a good little choir beauty, but I went over to the darksome side–as my Mother put it–when I got my first tattoo,” told Jordan. “She doesn’t know about my fur pie jewelry; she’d probably disown me if that babe found out about that, or, worse still, got to watch the issue of NN with me widening my cookie and stuffing it with a fake penis. I guess she’d move the family away and not tell me where they were going! But I’m real happy with how my life is going and as Shakespeare said: `To thine own self be true.’”
