What’s our all-natural Rose been up to since we last saw her in the June 2006 issue? “Nothing much,” the redhead sighs. “Working in my garden. I broke up with that high school boy I was dating-or should I say screwing!” What happened, Rose? You seemed so glad to be with him after your butthole spouse left you. “To be honest, this gent could not keep up with me,” Rose explains with a snicker. “I of course did not know I could acquire this amorous, and of course not hornier than a 21-year-old. But I am. I urge to copulate at least three times a day-first thing in the morning, last thing at night, and another time in-between. I overtired that poor lad right out! So, I have decided to date a bunch of different bucks, that way, none of ‘em get too tuckered out. One of the majority wonderful is a 64-year-old widower who lives down the block.”